Sunday, August 23, 2009

So long...and thanks for all the fish

Well friends, this is it! My final days in the city of Tokyo. Tomorrow it's off to a swanky downtown Tokyo hotel for closing presentations, a final party (two hours of free food and drinks!), a final night on the town and single rooms for each participant in this summer's program! The next morning it's off to the airport and back home.

So the first thing I would like to do with this final blog post is thank everyone for reading! I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. This was my first foray into blogging and it's not nearly as wack as I had assumed. Second, I have to admit that leaving is going to be difficult. Getting back to life in Toronto isn't going to be as easy as I had originally thought. There are many things about this place that I am going to miss. I even think that there will be some things back home that I didn't really notice before that are really going to annoy me...which brings me to...drum roll please...my final thoughts on Japan!!! Read on for things I'll miss, things I won't miss, and things Toronto and Torontonians could learn from the Japanese.

Actually, there's one more thing that needs to be said before I get into this. I spent the majority of my time in Tokyo and thus most of these observations are largely about Tokyo itself and shouldn't be taken as reflections on Japan as a whole. From the travelling around that I did do, I noticed that Tokyo is very unique in Japan. Surprisingly, even Yokohama, which I visited yesterday with an easy 25 minute train ride from my dorm, shows many differences such as less people, a more laid-back atmosphere, a much nicer waterfront, a more modern feel and one central downtown core. Here's a picture that sums up the differences in a nutshell, with the tallest building in Japan in the background.



Okay, so to start it off, Japan is NOT as modern as people assume. Tokyo is a mix of old and new. Some of the subways were ghetto and super old, others were very modern and impressive. That being said, I did notice a lot of cool technologies. A card that can be read through your wallet that can pay for train travel, vending machine purchases and shopping at convenience stores, RFID tags in plates, monster TVs everywhere, including on trains (the picture below is a TV I found on a subway platform in Yokohama), barcodes everywhere that cellphones can scan with their cameras, bringing the users to certain websites and...get this...hand dryers that DRY YOUR HANDS! *Gasp!*



I guess I'll talk about the train system next. This is one where Torontonians should listen up. People, $2.25 a trip is NOT EXPENSIVE. I repeat, $2.25 a trip is NOT EXPENSIVE. So please calm down. Yes, the TTC leaves much to be desired, but it is NOT EXPENSIVE. In Tokyo the train system is top notch. In all my time here, only once did a train not arrive at the exact minute that it was scheduled to. There are express trains of all sorts, you can get to anywhere from anywhere in the city in under an hour, and connections are seamless and easy. That being said, the Tokyo transit system is made up of several different companies and each company will charge you a fare based on the distance you travel on their trains, with a minimum charge of about $1.35 CAD. This means that if you take more than one company to get anywhere (which is the case more often than not), you're already paying a minimum of $2.70 CAD. Read that carefully Torontonians. When I take a single company to get to the closest downtown core in 20 minutes, it costs me $2.16. That's the absolute minimum I ever paid for a trip. So one lesson here is that you get what you pay for.

Another lesson comes from of the number of people that use the system. The roads here were actually designed to confuse invaders, are often very narrow, and highways have expensive tolls. So driving isn't really an option in the city. So the vast majority of the population relies on the train system to get around. This means that there are rarely seats available on a train (even when there are 12 cars running every 3 minutes!!) and you are often completely squished. I got on a train once and I actually said to myself: "Wow I am the very last person who is going to fit on this train." Before the train left the station a minute later, I was closer to the door on the opposite side of the car than to the one I had entered through. People climb in, grab the top of the door and literally push as hard as they can until they are in. This is common and acceptable behaviour. And remember, all these people are paying these high fares to ride. So here we have an incredibly dense city that relies primarily on the train system. Of course the system is going to be better than one where the density is very low and everybody drives. That being said, there's no excuse for the lack of professionalism among TTC drivers and the ridiculous unreliability of the system as a whole.

This brings me to professionalism. This is something that I think I'm really going to miss. Everybody here takes their job incredibly seriously, no matter what it is. While this might be hard on the workers (I know I couldn't handle it), it makes for wonderful experiences as someone who depends on people doing their jobs. Station staff are always friendly and helpful, service at restaurants is ALWAYS top notch (even without tipping!) and in any type of shop anywhere, the sales staff and cashiers are always friendly, polite and by the book. This by the book thing can be pretty annoying though, because the book often contains hundreds of little pleasantries that staff are constantly tossing your way. Every time you enter a store, leave a store, walk past an employee, walk up to the cashier, pay the cashier...you get the idea. It's a constant barrage of jibber-jabber and precisely dictated bows. The locals just ignore it, but I always found it super annoying because I was always wondering if someone was asking me something or was looking for a response.

While I'm still annoyed, let me tell you about jingles. There are two things that are everywhere here: cartoons and jingles. Even the most serious signs will have cartoons on them. It's just part of the culture I guess. I saw an ad in a subway that had Steven Hawking and a woman next to him, and on the side was a big cartoon girl's face. I had no idea what that was all about. Community watch posters have cartoon burglars, police signs around have cartoon police faces...weird. And everywhere you go there are jingles! Each convenience store chain has it's own jingle when you walk in, there are different door-closing jingles for different trains...and even the same trains have different jingles for different stops! Madness, and super annoying.

One thing that for me was a super mixed bag here was food. I was definitely living the privileged life here. The pay was good enough for me to not worry about price. And food here is a big part of any night out. All my work related parties were heavy on the booze (more on that later), but also really heavy on great food. We would go to an "Izakaya" and order plates and plates of expensive sashimi, fried squid and various other fantastic dishes. Similarly, when out with my western friends, we would always stumble upon some great restaurant and eat fantastic raw salmon or the like. Oh, and then there were the sushi-go-rounds, where the chefs were constantly making little plates of sushi that you could pick and choose from at your leisure as they rotated around the restaurant. Those were always fantastic. It should also be noted that the quality of restaurants in general was very very high. There were only one or two places that I can think of that were less than stellar. You could usually pick at random and end up eating quite well. So now you're thinking, "what could be a mixed bag about that?" Well let me tell you. It's all Japanese food. While I did find some decent Italian and Indian, it was never even close to what I'm used to back home. By the end of this trip I was getting really tired of the same ol' same ol' every single day. That's not to say that going out wasn't still awesome, because it was. Just for every other night where I stayed in, my choices were very limited and that was really starting to bother me.

Another mixed bag is societal pressure. On the one hand, from what I can figure anyway, societal pressures are largely responsible for the cleanliness of the streets and trains (despite the total lack of garbage cans), the care people take to clean up after their pets (often even caring a bottle of water with them to wash away the urine when their dog pees on a pole), the quietness on trains (talking on your cellphone is heavily discouraged on transit) and the professionalism mentioned previously. However, often society isn't the best decision-maker. Women here are SKINNY. Most people think that's just in their genes, but it isn't. The notion of beauty here requires that women be extremely skinny. Everywhere there are diet drugs and such, every food item has the contained calories on it displayed clearly on the front, etc. Not good. Smoking is also still widely accepted, but eating/drinking/smoking on the streets is considered very rude, as is littering. So you have rules where there are only certain areas for smoking outside, not to benefit non-smokers (people still smoke in restaurants, bars, and clubs), but to avoid rudeness and cigarette butts on the ground. Furthermore, the pressures on people produce all sorts of crazy behaviour, from daily suicides, to abundant and way-over-the-top pornography that's widely accepted, read, and sold everywhere (I've definitely peeked over a shoulder or two on the train only to see animated nudity), to fondling and sexual harassment on trains that is so widespread that there are now women-only cars, to the alcohol issues that I'll talk about next.

People here work long hours, must be very polite to seniors in the workplace, and are under a lot of pressure to perform well and maintain employment. This results in the few opportunities for release being used for excessive binge drinking. Never before have I seen people in suits being carried out of trains by other people in suits, people passed out all over train platforms at 5am on a Saturday, grown men hugging rock gardens because they can't even walk (this guy was in khakis and a nice shirt and tie) and lab parties that result in someone being taken to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. That party had a mini-keg IN THE LAB SPACE. You would never see that back home.



I've been told that this ridiculous behaviour is largely accepted by co-workers and even bosses. I found it very depressing and actually kind of pathetic to see grown people in that state. The mini-keg was fun though, and GOD the sake here is good.

Finally, I'd like to briefly mention the city folk's relationship with nature. It's not good. They pave all their riverbeds, greenness is considered very important and yet is no where to be found. The campus I was on was very green with respect to the rest of the city, but even then they "pruned" a beautiful treed area to almost nothing. Why?! Here are two pictures to contrast it. The green area is further down the same street as the pruned area. The pruned area looked like the green area when I first arrived. I was also thoroughly disappointed by other "nature" areas, often meticulously maintained, with gift shops, pavement, people and stores all around. Often city parks have very limited opening hours and entrance fees. There is definitely natural beauty outside of the cities, but the cities are seriously lacking. When the density of buildings and people was making me feel claustrophobic, I truly yearned for some green space, but it was usually no where to be found.






I feel like I could go on forever. That's the thing about this place, the differences sneak up on you slowly. I wasn't really blown away when I first got here, I actually just thought it was somewhat of a Japanese version of the USA. I slowly found myself noticing and thinking about more and more peculiarities however, until eventually I had pages and pages of things to write about, ponder and consider. This is a collection of what comes to mind initially, but there is definitely much more. So if you are still interested, I would love to talk more about it...just ask me in person! But be warned, it's been a very lonely and quiet summer for me, with very little meaningful discussions and human interactions, so I'm probably gonna talk your ear off. You've been warned.

So long Japan...and thanks for all the fish.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

0 to 172km/h in 1.8 seconds

Today it was off to FujiQ, an amusement park near Mt. Fuji. The train trip was going to be about 2 hours so we had to get up real early to make it to the park before it opened at 9am. This was recommended to us because of how bad the lines are known to get this time of year.

The train we needed to catch left from Shinjuku station at 6:22am. Shinjuku is one of the major downtown cores. When we got down to track level, and folks this is all true, I counted at least 6 different people out cold lying on the ground on either our platform or a neighbouring one. And some of them were in suits. Apparently after work many people get drunk and some end up missing their last train home or just passing out. I was told that this was how the station looked every Saturday morning. Weird.




Anywho, the train ride was fantastic. It went through the nearby mountains and out into some rural areas. It was nice to experience a bit of rural Japan. It was actually very very beautiful.

The park itself was fairly small and the lines were ridiculous. From 9am to about 4:30pm we managed to get in 4 attractions and lunch. The best line we had was the first one just after the park opened. After that the waits for every ride in the park were always at least one and a half hours, many times over two hours. Bummer. But we stuck it out, and this is what we did.

First ride was amazing. A rollercoaster where you sit in a harness with your feet dangling (like Top Gun at Canada's Wonderland). The orientation of the seats is fully controlled by the ride, so you can be facing backwards, be tilted to face up, tilted to face down, or facing forward (but upside down). This ride started with us going up the first hill facing backwards and just as the ride started the almost vertical drop, we were flipped so that we were facing straight down. It was something along those lines through the loops and turns that came next as well. If you know Top Gun, I'd say this was at least twice as good, if not more. Amazing.




Next was a classic-style rollercoaster with a Guinness World Record holding peak at 79m. That first drop was great. Actually, again I was thoroughly impressed with this one. This is a picture of the exit you could take if you decided at the last minute to quit on the ride.



Third was a very basic looking thing. We started out in a tunnel, stopped. Then there was a countdown...3...2...1...then all of a sudden we shot up to 172km/h in 1.8 seconds! I have never felt anything like that in my entire life. The one hill in the course went straight up and then straight down. The catch? The cart got up the vertical slope without any aid. It had enough momentum from the initial acceleration. Nutty.

Lastly we decided to hit up a very famous haunted house. It's done up like an abandoned hospital.



Check out what the rules say about "Giving Up."



Anyway, when you first get in, they show you an introductory video. It was pretty standard Japanese horror, for those of you who know the style. It had people standing in corners with their heads down, creepy looking children with all-black eyes and other creepy Japanese kids freaking the hell out. You know the deal. Anyway, at the very end of this, a dummy of a kid fell in front of the screen from the ceiling, hanging by a rope with a noose around its neck. After that it was off to wander the hospital! They really went all out with this, many different rooms full of all sorts of crazy props, dark, scary rooms, real actors playing zombies who would actually chase you down the halls (one guy was scaring the crap out of some girls in front of us and I could swear he was laughing...), etc. One of the basement rooms (there were 3 full floors) had body bags hanging from the ceiling, and one of them moved when you walked by. That creeped me out. Another point I saw someone behind a plastic cover with his head down. When we got close, he looked up, screamed at us, and shown a light on us. That took a couple of years off my life. Also, there was a room full of those things they keep newborns in at hospitals, and just sounds of babies crying. That was freaky. The whole ordeal lasted about 30 minutes and was just fantastic. Super creative and well done and genuinely creepy. I think the best part though was the near-constant sound of Japanese girls screaming their heads off.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

No helmets...

I just noticed that at the convenience store at the local station, the collection of stickers that say you must wear shoes, shirts, etc, also included a sticker saying "No Helmets." I found that weird and hilarious, and thought you might too!

Monday, August 17, 2009

lemonAIDS part II

The second day that I should've been in Kyoto for was instead spent climbing Mt. Takao, elevation a MASSIVE 599m. For those who don't anything about mountains, that's not very big.

Anyway, the first thing that worried me was that the website claimed that 2.5 million people visited the mountain each year, which works out to almost 7 000 people a day...which would make for a shitty hike. From what I could tell though, it seemed like a lot of those people came in the Spring for the Cherry blossoms or the Fall for the foliage. So far so good.

There's a nice express train that got me there from downtown Tokyo, and when I got off, a second thing worried me: lots of other people got off. There were definitely lots of people around...and gift shops...and so on. I grabbed a map and noticed that there was a cable car and several different hiking trails to the top, some of which were not accessible if you took the car part way up. I assumed most people would be taking this car, so I decided to take the trails that had nothing to do with that goofy thing. Here is a picture of the cable car that I didn't take:



Taking the road less traveled turned out to be a good idea, as it usually is. The trail up, which took me about an hour and twenty minutes or so, was not packed. It was definitely busier than this Canadian boy is used to, but it wasn't bad. It was also quite beautiful, with a stream running beside you the whole time and some massive trees.





The hike down a different, but also not accessible by the lazy masses, trail was similarly beautiful and had a similar not-all-that-ridiculous number of people on it.

The peak itself was where everyone eventually ended up. The view of some of the other parts of the range from here was pretty stellar.



However, the peak also had tonnes of people everywhere, was completely paved, had several gift shops and restaurants and...oh wait for it...yah wait for it some more...a beer garden! Seriously, there was a lot of beer going on up there. Big glass mugs and plenty of people walking around with cans, often smoking as well.

Also, lots of people decided to picnic up there. While the view was good from where I took the previous picture, there wasn't much else to see. There were a lot of trees up there preventing you from seeing much. So what you ended up having were people on tarps sitting on pavement surrounded by other people on tarps sitting on pavement while people walked all around them all the time, having picnics! I was sitting on a bench drinking some water when all of a sudden the people on a tarp next to me lit up a gas camping stove, put a pot of water on it, and made noodles!

In general, at least on the trails I took, my fellow hikers were very very polite and most were taking it pretty seriously. When passing other hikers, a polite "konichiwa (hello)" was usually exchanged. I even exchanged a konichiwa with another white guy! One hiker was so polite that when he saw me taking pictures, he offered to take mine. He told me to say cheese ("cheezu" in Japanese) AFTER he had already taken the picture, but that's beside the point.



I also scored some sweet views of the sprawl beneath me on the way down. I could see Tokyo and Yokohama skyscrapers in the distance, but unfortunately due to the humidity they didn't really come out in the pictures I took. If you look REAL hard, you might be able to see them in the gray...



When looking at those pictures, remember that I am about 50 minutes by express train from the closest major downtown core of Tokyo. The dense urban sprawl literally occupies all available space, although out here at least some houses had little yards.

I would like to close this post with some things that annoyed me (besides everything on the peak), because that's what you're all here for anyway isn't it? A nice rant? Here we go...

I saw three idiots on the trails on their cellphones. THREE. Some people brought their kids, and one was screaming and hollering and I had to pass them and really kick it up a notch to get out of ear shot as fast as possible. That really got my heart racing. Further along I ended up behind someone with a bell attached to his bag. A little bell that ding-a-ling-a-linged multiple times every step. Who in this world decides to go on a nature hike with a ridiculously annoying bell attached to his bag?! I found a place to pass this guy and again kicked it up a notch to get out of ear shot. Come to think of it, the best work-outs of the day were when I was escaping from people who were being annoying. Ah well, the trails were beautiful and in the end that's all that really matters.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

"When God gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS!" - Sarah Silverman

I was planning on going back to Kyoto this weekend. Had my tickets all booked, planned to stay with a friend, rent a bike, and stick around for a rooftop birthday party on Sunday. However yesterday afternoon, a few hours before my departure time, I suddenly came down with a fever and ended up having to cancel the whole trip. LAME! I woke up today feeling much much better and after a few hours of moping I noticed that it was a gorgeous day out, probably the nicest I'd seen since arriving. So I grabbed my camera and walked around my area. Won't you join me on my little adventure? I promise funny English, lots of trains and some insight into Japanese culture!

The trip starts as I leave "The International House," my dorm. I don't think I ever posted a pic of what this place looks like:



Next it was off to campus, which sits on a bit of a hill. This allows for some nice views of the surrounding area. My favourite view so far in this country is in the first shot. I love the huge buildings rising out of the dense housing.





On campus, like EVERYWHERE IN THIS COUNTRY, you have plenty of vending machines with plenty of selection. The third one from the right makes you fountain drinks. It spits out a cup, ice, and then if you look closely you see two streams being squirted into the cup: water and syrup. Yum!



Train shot #1. My local station has two lines running through it. This shot was taken on top of one of the entry points for the trains. One line runs straight on into the distance, while the other (the one with the train on it) turns and heads toward Jiyugaoka, which is where I was heading as well.



One oddity that you find in residential neighbourhoods here are full water bottles around people's property. I asked the husband in my host family about this once and he told me it was to keep away cats. He laughed and said he was pretty sure it didn't work. I think he is a very wise man.



Train shot #2. I know I've said this before, but trains are everywhere here. Jiyugaoka is a very well-off neighbourhood, with very nice houses. It also has a train station that connects two lines that run in opposite directions, which means that it pretty much has trains criss-crossing it every which way. So even the well-to-do can't escape having trains running past their bedroom windows.



And here's a train leaving the station and passing some apartment buildings.



Trains here are the main mode of transportation in Tokyo, with bikes being a definite second and cars a distant third. Most of the bikes are very similar in style, single gear with baskets. These bikes are for the common folk who need to get from point A to point B. You see the occasional top-notch bike being ridden by a true bike enthusiast, and finally you see plenty of motor-assisted bikes for the elderly. These have electric motors with rechargeable batteries in addition to pedals.



"L, R, what's the difference?" - Japanese people.



As I mentioned before, Jiyugaoka is a pretty well-off neighbourhood. So there are some nice restaurants around. Here's one with a nice garden and another with some Venice-like shit goin' on.




In Japan, you're never far from a shrine of some sort...luckily this one had motion-activated lighting so I could take a good picture of the nice artwork hanging from the ceiling.




This is half of Jiyugaoka station. The other half is underneath. Notice this part of the station has four platforms even though it only serves one line. This is because both express and local trains stop here and this station is used as a place for the express trains to pass the local trains. This is good to know because if you're on a local train and you seem to be waiting an unusually long time at the station, it's probably because an express is going to be passing here. Your best bet is then to get out, cross the platform, and hop on the express when it pulls in. However, the expresses are always much more full than the locals so I often just stay on the locals, as the couple of minutes lost are usually worth being able to find a seat instead of having to be squished to the max.



Here's an express leaving for Shibuya, one of the core areas of Tokyo (it's the one with the crazy pedestrian crossing).



One thing that drives me nuts (in a bad way) is that the girls here have their nails done up to extremes I never thought possible. Here is a sign for a nail place showing two examples. I've even heard of nail piercings. Ugh!



Awhile back my buddy and I got really lost walking around the 'hood. We stumbled across this bar, but until now I had no idea where we were. It was actually full of some of the oddest people I've met in this country...and perhaps the world.



One thing that space restrictions force is for commercial establishments to have to exist away from street-level. Some of the best restaurants and bars are on some random floor of some random building. It's so weird taking a beat-up old elevator from just off the street to the 3rd floor where you step out into a beautiful, classy restaurant. But such is life in the big city. Anyway, if you're looking for something, be sure to check the signs on the buildings, cuz there's usually a lot more there than meets the eye.



Just walkin' through Jiyugaoka...no big deal...oh shit a train! This is largely what defined my day. The sound made by these crossings is more or less a constant presence here, as well as in many other areas of Tokyo.




I bet you the Japanese part says: "Don't worry, we are watching the foreigners."



Also conveniently located around the city...tasty cigarettes! In Canada every single mention of cigarettes is greeted with warnings and pictures of nasty lungs. Here it's pictures of cool people smoking cigarettes.



Welcome to the world of Pachinko! It's kind of like video slot machines except you fire off little balls and where they land determines your winnings. It's gambling with a convoluted prize-obtaining system to circumvent Japanese anti-gambling laws (you win balls which are exchanged for tokens which have to be taken outside the establishment to be exchanged with someone else for money). It's everywhere too. I saw three different parlours alone in Jiyugaoka, which is a relatively tiny area. The balls are in those red cases on the floor. Sorry about the blurriness, I didn't feel very welcome here so I had to take this picture quickly.



On the side of a department store...what?!



One of the entrances to Jiyugaoka station. The screens tell you the departure times for the next two trains on each track, as well as their types (local, express, etc.). The signage at stations is always bilingual and quite good, making navigating this complicated system a breeze. The gates are fully automated allowing traffic in either direction. The person on the right is scanning her paycard. She'll scan it again as she leaves her destination station and the fare will be deducted from the card based on distance travelled. If you fail to check in or out of the gates, cute little rubber doors will close on you around knee level. Don't worry, they don't hurt and they don't really stop you from walking on through.



Okay seriously, leave me alone.



I've heard about these before but this is the first time I've seen one. They are for bike parking. Apparently you put your bike near the door, pay the price, and it sucks it in and parks it in another dimension. Then all you have to do is feed it your ticket or something and it retrieves your bike for you. Magic! Oh snap I just found a youtube video of this exact location in use! Check it out!!



Another train through the city shot. I know I know I'm obssessed leave me alone.



Multi-level parking!



Back near my home station, Ookayama.



Main entrance to Ookayama station.



Back to my room...



For a nice sushi dinner!



I'd like to close with a couple more funny pictures from around my neighbourhood. The first two pics are from a local pharmacy. When I first saw this product I almost died laughing. Check out the writing on the front! What the hell is this?! I didn't know I could buy Jesus' body for under 3000 yen, seems like a steal to me...




And finally: No! Drug.